sandslashing:

"you wear that shirt a lot" yes because i own it

(Source: im-moving-yo, via gnarly)

echat:

sometimes i’m drinking something and i can feel it spilling on me but i just keep drinking because i don’t care about anything anymore

(via seanp0donnell)

philosophicalharry:

oh sorry i was thinking about harry styles did you want something

(Source: fineapplepizza, via kianlawley)

(Source: sean-codyvevo, via kianlawley)

view-from-up-here:

looveee

(Source: rainygary)

illkim:

Entire Class: *forgets to do homework*

Teacher: Well I guess I won’t count it

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(Source: illkim, via gnarly)

potatoandotherwise:

in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

(via fake-mermaid)

(Source: loserpirate, via sexploshin)

(Source: winnersusedrugs, via gnarly)

absinthecake:

When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester

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(via veronicamkay)

reignofbooks:

i can never say if i’m a slow or a fast reader tbh my pace always depends on the book some books i finish in one sitting and others i finish after 78 years

(via veronicamkay)

harlold:

i’m genuinely concerned that no one will fall in love with me

(Source: hottermelon, via kianlawley)

kawaiigod:

sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.

(Source: zootedboy, via veronicamkay)

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