neoputa:

Asking your murderer to clear your internet history for you

(via gnarly)

drunktrophywife:

*moaning* what’s ur credit card number

(via kianlawley)

(Source: fakehermes, via far-ahead)

freckily:

woah man

(Source: animedads, via gnarly)

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freckily:

woah man

(Source: animedads, via gnarly)

my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

(via fake-mermaid)

twitturds:

walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home

(Source: instantlys, via seanp0donnell)

  • horoscope: you breathe on a daily basis
  • me: omg that is so me how did they do that

sintire:

click here to enter into a teenage boys mind

(Source: lifeunderthewaves, via sintire)

Timestamp: 1411879682

sintire:

click here to enter into a teenage boys mind

(Source: lifeunderthewaves, via sintire)

milkaholics:

me introducing myself

(via touchmycat)

Timestamp: 1411879645

milkaholics:

me introducing myself

(via touchmycat)

(Source: pinkmanjesse, via touchmycat)

(Source: rocheen, via thundurs)

(Source: vvolare, via clumandluek)

(Source: popcornpeachy, via gnarly)