sometimes i’m drinking something and i can feel it spilling on me but i just keep drinking because i don’t care about anything anymore
oh sorry i was thinking about harry styles did you want something
Entire Class: *forgets to do homework*
Teacher: Well I guess I won’t count it
in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out
i can never say if i’m a slow or a fast reader tbh my pace always depends on the book some books i finish in one sitting and others i finish after 78 years
i’m genuinely concerned that no one will fall in love with me
sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.